My Life.

It's Never Been a Bed of Roses.

If you get the reference, you get a gold star. This star of course is completely fictional, and not something you can brag about. Recently, I've looked over my life, and found that there are a few flaws.
1) I'm not rich. (Can't really do anything about that one.)
2) I'm in love with a girl who is one of my best friends, and as of yet does not return my feelings or want to actually work on doing anything. (She's just not ready, maybe later, but right now it's really awkward.)
3) I hate the word "awkward". Not really a flaw, but it just came to me. In my opinion, awkward is the new gay, because it's used to mean things that it doesn't really, and never has meant.

So, my solutions are simple here. Obviously, I should get a job. Also, I should just stay friends with this certain girl, and hope that it'll work out later. In order to drown my feelings, I think I'll probably try and start dating other women. It might just be time to pay another visit to the Hot Topic in the mall. It's Wygore Time.

Sincerely,
wygore